Shave your head, wear a 'ZERO' shirt. Take away your identity. What do you have? You still have yourself.
He who accepts his poverty unhurt I'd say is rich although he lacked a shirt. But truly poor are they who whine and fret and covet what they cannot hope to get.
If you show up in L. A. with your shirt inside out or socks mismatched, people start putting change in your cup.
Humor is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
I changed jobs like I changed shirts. It was something I just like to do - I like trying my hand at everything.
I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.
Famously in 1936, Oswald Mosley led a march of his British black shirts through a mostly Jewish neighborhood, in the east end of London. What resulted was what they called the "Battle of Cable Street", where Oswald Mosley and his fascists basically got the snot beaten out of them when East London rose up against them and beat them up.
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options. --T-SHIRT
Overdone lipstick is a deterrent to men. It rubs off easily onto their skin and the edges of their shirts, so it discourages them from kissing, touching, and coming closer to you, which is what they really want to do!
So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans. " "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.
I always wear blue shirts and I like wine or purple ties.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
People do connect me with James Bond simply because I happen to like scrambled eggs and short-sleeved shirts and some of the things that James Bond does, but I certainly haven't got his guts nor his very lively appetites.
The police never find it as funny as you do. -T-Shirt
. . . what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.
Referees don't come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on.
You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.
There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day. -T-Shirt