Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
It is better that some should be unhappy rather than that none should be happy, which would be the case in a general state of equality.
The first time I spoke publicly about the Stanford Prison Experiment, Stanley Milgram told me: "Your study is going to take all the ethical heat off of my back. People are now going to say yours is the most unethical study ever, and not mine.
It's a terrible thing to die young. Still, it saves a lot of time.
Sometimes words are not enough.