America today is running on the momentum of a godly ancestry, and when that momentum runs down, God help America.
Perfection doesn't exist. . . only good attempts.
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.
Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past, even while we attempt to define it.
Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.
He that is good will infallibly become better, and he that is bad will as certainly become worse; for vice, virtue, and time are three things that never stand still.
Since I have spread my wings to purpose high, The more beneath my feet the clouds I see, The more I give the winds my pinions free, Spurning the earth and soaring to the sky.
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
Well, one thing for sure, I won't be remembered for 'Free Willy. ' Or maybe I will.
I think comedy's often the little and the large, isn't it?