[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body … - Phyllis Diller

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Today, the era has changed. Everybody is indie now. Everybody making a random stupid mobile app is essentially indie, because they make it at home; they make it through Unity, and there are so many of them. We don't recognize everybody anymore.

Phyllis Diller

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

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