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I get all these screenplays that start 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts'. I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman.

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Gilbert Gottfried

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

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I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

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I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

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Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

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I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

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