President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' … - Elayne Boosler

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All has changed, thanks to Joe Eszterhas' life-threatening battle with throat cancer. He announced in "The New York Times" that he and Hollywood had blood on their hands and now Eszterhas is crusading to stop Hollywood's glamorization of smoking.

Elayne Boosler

President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something. . . If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!

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