Some people miss flesh as a drunkard misses his dram.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
Experiment is the sole judge of the validity of any idea.
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.
There wasn't room to swing a cat there.
So each of the commercials- basically it's an action movie cliché. "Bus" is very much inspired by Speed obviously, where you have a high-jacked out of control bus, and you have heroes who are trying to jump from a moving vehicle to the bus and they just can't do it because the moving vehicle can't get close enough, because all these VW cars have this distancing technology, which is really fantastic.