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Anything is possible, and that’s something we should not lose sight of. The inspiration and the permission to dream is huge.

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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

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I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '

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Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

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