I have often been downcast, but never in despair.
My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.
I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years. " I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing. " But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
. . . I told him a story of two people. Two people who shouldn't have met, and who didn't like each other much when they did, but who found they were the only two people in the world who could possibly have understood each other.
Facts are facts: No president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt in the Great Depression inherited a worse economy, bigger job losses or deeper problems from his predecessor. But President Obama is moving America forward, not back.
Your mind and your luck determine your destiny!
To me a great sci-fi movie has elements of horror and suspense.