One of these days they'll be making a film where the whole human race gets wiped out in a nuclear war, but everything works out in the end.
Prohibition has made nothing but trouble
I have built my organization upon fear.
Public service is my motto.
It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose of some horse that looked good to me.
I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
All of my fans are beautiful. Some don't know it, & that sucks 'cause every girl deserves to know they are beautiful.
I thought perhaps that when you told me you did not love me that my own feelings would fall away and atrophy, but they have not. They have grown every day. I love you now more desperately, this moment, than I have ever loved you before, and in an hour I will love you more than that
I believe that a smile is the attribute of a positive attitude, both for yourself and the perception of others.
A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.