The biggest mistake I ever made was snorting cocaine. The second biggest mistake was I didn't realize that show business was two words.
Two purposes in human nature rule. Self- love to urge, and reason to restrain.
Envy will merit, as its shade, pursue
The vanity of human life is like a river, constantly passing away, and yet constantly coming on.
Aurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn.
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Envy will merit as its shade pursue, But like a shadow, proves the substance true.
My most noticeable physical trait is, hands down, my hair. It's big, unruly and curly, and you can spot it from a mile away. . . literally.
I'm just kind of sick of music. I don't know what I want to do. It's not that I feel suicidal or anything, but I just want to end this life. I just want to be somebody else now. Sometimes I feel like that. You always think, "If I just cut my hair really short and dye it brown and put on a little goatee, no one would know it was me, and I could. . . "
[In] the post-Enlightenment world, science [has] taken the place of magic, miracles, and superstition.
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. " "Well, so do I!" "Then let's form a club. " "OK, but we need some more stipulations. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips. " "How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed. "