I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
I wasn't quite sure how a player got to the big leagues. As far as I knew, he was just there one day.
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.
Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.
If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.
I respect hippos. They just look the way they do; they can't do anything about it, but they don't seem bothered.
It is to the body alone that we should attribute everything that can be observed in us to oppose our reason.
I love being able to stay real to the world.
People ask 'How do you get so eh-ish?' I don't know if it's just because so much of my family still lives in Canada and I finished studies up there.