We're in a period where society seems very attracted to flash, and that seeps into people's musical taste.
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '
I made nepotism an art form, so I get to work with a lot of relatives and they're part of it.
Is it then saying too much if I say, that man by thinking only becomes truly man? Take away thought from man's life, and what remains?
When each one of us become an active and living book of lessons for those who see our examples, the boundaries of religious interpretation will give way to the new era of brotherhood and peace we're waiting for.
It's very hard for someone who makes $1,000 a year or some who makes less than $1 a day to care about the environment.