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Trying harder doesn’t always equal more success; it leads to more frustration, less satisfaction, and giving up.

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You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '

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