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I don't have much time for stories," Vin said. "Seems that fewer and fewer people do, these days. " A canopy kept off the ash, but he seemed unconcerned about the mists. "It makes me wonder what is so alluring about the real world that gives them all such a fetish for it. It's not a very nice place these days.

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