REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band. - Demetri Martin

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I think I would have been so much in awe of the movie set, the people and what everybody's job was, that I don't know if I would be able to concentrate on the character.

Demetri Martin

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

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