Because if everyone played the ukulele, this world would be a much happier place.
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.
I did plays and movies and whatever all over the place.
Canada doesn’t stand behind Israel; we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with it.
We didn't want to sign the painting itself, that would have interfered with the composition. And even later, for that reason or for another, I sometimes marked my canvases on the back. If you don't see my signature and the date, madam, it's because the frame is hiding it.
Poetry makes people nervous. Especially in schools.