Always speak the truth.
Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
Where cheating is, there's mischief there.
If you put on weight it's not by chance. You put on weight because you eat compulsively.
Corporate planning cycles are a classic example of generals fighting the last war over again instead of preparing for what might lie ahead.
It is wonderful that five thousand years have now elapsed since the creation of the world, and still it is undecided whether or not there has ever been an instance of the spirit of any person appearing after death. All argument is against it; but all belief is for it.