We are addicted to being the way we are
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
I've always been the high harmony singer. It's never my job to know the verses! But I know the chorus of every song ever made.
Inequality is going to be a big issue, but competence is going to be the biggest issue. [People] want to see somebody that's super-competent and that's me.
I've developed a self-discipline since the time I was a child.
Only dramatic cuts in the federal deficit, a rollback of regulations that cripple small and community banks, a cancellation of future tax increase plans, a big reduction in federal spending, repeal of Obamacare, freeing manufacturing from the prospect of carbon taxation and unleashing out domestic energy potential can solve our problems. But Obama is not about to undo his legacy of disaster for the American people.