I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and … - Robert Pattinson

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Be not anxious to avoid poverty. In this way the wealth of the universe may be securely invested.

Robert Pattinson

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?

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