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I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

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If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

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