I'll be here where the heart is
If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
When I was little, there were three channels.
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
I imported the first Mac into England in 1984; you know, the beige box. I imported what I think were the first four that came into England. I never opened the instruction manual. That was the best thing about it.
Don't pointless things have a place, too, in this far-from-perfect world?
One of the most extraordinary examples in recent decades [of unitary visions of constitutional enterprise] is found in a book called "Takings". . . Epstein makes an extremely clever but stunningly reductionist argument that the whole Constitution is really designed to protect private property. . . Can a constitution reflecting as diverse an array of visions and aspirations as ours really be reducible to such as sadly single-minded vision as that?
The most perfect caricature is that which, on a small surface, with the simplest means, most accurately exaggerates, to the highest point, the peculiarities of a human being, at his most characteristic moment in the most beautiful manner.