Man, as man, has never realized himself. The greater part of him, his potential being, has always been submerged. What is history if not the endless story of his repeated failures?
Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
I eat merely to put food out of my mind.
Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.
Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbor's underwear.
The man who suspects his own tediousness is yet to be born.
I want my chirfugging goose back!
I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.
Curiosity is essential for progress. Only when we look to worlds beyond our own can we really know if there's room for improvement.