I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
We want to enable Start-Ups and make India no 1 in this field. Start-Up India and Stand-Up India!
All I want to do is make serious movies that explore social issues and turn a profit, and slip the schnitzel to Jane DePugh.
One! two! and through and through The vorpal blade went snickersnack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
Quality is my principle and qualified is my attitude.