I can't think of anything more horrible than sharing what I'm doing all day!
They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.
I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.
If nominated by either party, I should peremptorily decline, and even if unanimously elected, I should decline to serve.
Activity is not achievement. It is not enough to rush about beginning a lot of things and keeping busy. A well-spent life is one that rounds out what it has begun.
I am alone in the midst of these happy, reasonable voices. All these creatures spend their time explaining, realizing happily that they agree with each other. In Heaven's name, why is it so important to think the same things all together.
Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe, for the same reason.