After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. . . The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!” Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering over your big boobs.