I don't put off any time with my grandchildren. I don't put off a thing.
In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.
[T]here seems to have been an actual decline in rational thinking. The United States had become a place where entertainers and professional athletes were mistaken for people of importance. They were idolized and treated as leaders; their opinions were sought on everything and they took themselves just as seriously-after all, if an athlete is paid a million or more a year, he knows he is important. . . so his opinions of foreign affairs and domestic policies must be important, too, even though he proves himself to be ignorant and subliterate every time he opens his mouth.
Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.
It is better to copulate than never.
You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
By accepting life's limits and inevitabilities and working with them rather than fighting them, we become free.
We're all curious about what might hurt us.
Glad to eat ya', I mean meet ya'" - Digger
I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.