Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over
Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so we won't break. If you think your particular troubles are too heavy and too traumatic to laugh about, remember that laughing is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't solve any problems permanently, but it makes things more acceptable for awhile.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up.
I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women - to my sisters, to my mom. I felt empowered, like, 'I've given birth. I did it! There's nothing I can't handle. ' I've really enjoyed this time that I have taken to be with Suri, as well as the challenges of the first couple of months: feeding and pumping, learning to decipher what each cry means - is she hungry? Is she tired? Does she need a fresh diaper? - and figuring out how to really help her.
The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.
I was raised as a red diaper baby.
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a bady's beshattered diaper, as one might pinch a recently benutted condom. You glance at the offending passages. Then you look at her and smile a smile your dissembling face will remember until the day you die. Baby, you say, baby, this is part of my novel. This is how you lose her.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
