Hookers have to deliver on their promise. . . unlike politicians.
When I see a story, I ask: is this something I'd like to be in? Is this something I'd like to see? And if I'd like to see it, would I like to tell it?
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.
The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of the nation's infrastructure.
Success is a poor teacher
Writing 'February' made me realize that breaking form is a way of letting the song be human.