Isn't it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the Earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn't going to be room to bury anyone anymore?
My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.
Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.
You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.
You said love, I say chemical imbalance.
Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.
Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.
I think coming to work and being absurd and neurotic and thoughtful at the same time is far more interesting.
You must not pursue a success, but fly from it.
Placed as the fossils are in their several tiers of burial-places the one over the other; we have in them true witnesses of successive existences, whilst the historian of man is constantly at fault as to dates and even the sequence of events, to say nothing of the contradicting statements which he is forced to reconcile.
I didn't train to make the Olympic team until 1968. I simply trained for the moment. I never even imagined I would be an Olympic athlete. It always seemed to evolve.