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A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

Answer, Looks, Police, Records, Sex
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.

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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

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I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

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