Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. - Karl Pilkington

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I don't subscribe to any particular doctrine or ideology. I just think that there's kind of a good and bad, the good being life in its purest, happiest form, and the other being the darker side of existence.

Karl Pilkington

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

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