Life isn't always a butcher's game. Sometimes the prizes are real. Sometimes they're precious.
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
Shinji is a quality player but he is not the only one who is finding it hard to get regular football. There are many top players in the squad and there is plenty of competition.
Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go.
Confidence comes with maturity, being more accepting of yourself.
I want to look at my audience and see all walks of life. I want to do something for everybody.