You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!
Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.
Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?
Like everyone else, I like to be with a happy crowd.
No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.
To make a bestseller, there are more customers than just your customers: Selling to the end-user is just one piece of the puzzle. In my case, I needed to first sell myself to the publisher to get marketing support and national retail distribution.
Testimony of all ages forces us to admit that war is among the most dangerous enemies to liberty, and that the executive is the branch most favored by it of all the branches of Power.
What's important to me now is to uphold my good name and achieve a fair court decision - the past cannot be recovered anyway.
I don't want to go anywhere outside of gymnastics.