Genius is the true mystery, and at its edge--the abyss.
Sir, Respect Your Dinner: idolize it, enjoy it properly. You will be many hours in the week, many weeks in the year, and many years in your life happier if you do.
Women are jealous of cigars. . . they regard them as a strong rival.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.
Almost all women have hearts full of pity.
At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the least headache in the morning, I give you my word; on the contrary, you only wake with a sweet refreshing thirst for claret and water.
The world is good natured to people who are good natured.
Baby, when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
I literally believe in the possibility of a Sudhanva smiling away whilst he was being drowned in boiling oil.
I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.