Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
I'm a musician. It's what I do! I wouldn't be too good at anything else.
I got a heart tattooed on my foot. It's my first tattoo.
I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
Whoa. . . don't go all Kramer on me!