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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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