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Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination.
Less feelings means less goodbyes.
Being humble doesn't work as well as being aware.
A lot of people sayin’ f*** me. Problem is they be telling everybody but me.
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
You ain't the only one that's tryna be the only one.
What we do outwardly will only interrupt the flow of our perfect attention is it is not in harmony with the dharma.
You must eliminate from your thoughts all doubt and uncertainty that you will get well; that you will succeed; that you will gain your point and get what you want. You may have some uncertainty as to methods, but you must have none as to ultimate results. You may not feel certain that you will succeed today, or next week, but you must feel certain that you will succeed sometime.
Real nobility is based on scorn, courage, and profound indifference.
Drink is in itself a good creature of God, and to be received with thankfulness, but the abuse of drink is from Satan, the wine is from God, but the Drunkard is from the Devil.