How long a time lies in one little word?
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
When you retire you want to get as far away as possible from the game for a couple of years.
I must achieve internal consistency.
The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through. The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.
I never had a long-term plan.