Where I came from, no one was a writer.
Start each day out the holy way. . with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH. . . . and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.
I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!
You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
Holding on to anything is like holding on to your breath. You will suffocate. The only way to get anything in the physical universe is by letting go of it. Let go & it will be yours forever.
I think for most people it's hard to understand what it is about swimming - I mean, it's such a solo endeavour.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
If you don't make mistakes you are not really trying.