Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One … - David Spade

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Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?'

David Spade

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

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