Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Love is all about. . . whistles.
At one time or another, almost every politician needs an honest man so badly that, like a ravenous wolf, he breaks into a sheep-fold: not to devour the ram he has stolen, however, but rather to conceal himself behind its wooly back.
I was in every club and extra-curricular activity at high school, and I was in the National Honor Society.
I started at 5 years old in the kitchen table with my family supporting me. I know where I'm from and I know exactly where I'm going.
I didn't know what to expect, but [Alexander] Wang is a great guy. He's always invited me front row to shows, and I performed at a few of his after-parties.