I like the idea of interviews where you just talk about stuff instead of where it's my chance to talk to my public through something else.
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
It's not knowing how to write that makes you interesting, it's what you write.
However, the wind only changes the picture temporarily, the substrate remains the same and sooner or later the same picture surfaces once again.
The use of our possessions shows us up for what we actually are.
I'm afraid it's not much use to you, Mr. Rumblebuffin. ' Not at all. Not at all. ' said the giant politely. 'Never met a nicer hankerchee.