If something goes wrong, the only thing that might help you is God.
I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
The eye of the poet sees less clearly, but sees farther than the eye of the scientist.
It is unfortunate that superior talent and superior men are so seldom united.
I think there are several aspects of our marraige we're going to have to work on. " "Babes," he told her. "You're dead. " "That's one of those aspects, obviously.
Between 12 and 14, I shot up a ridiculous amount. The muscles were struggling to stretch and grow at the rate my bones were growing. It gave me problems with my back and my hamstrings.