You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day.
The final true artform in what we're talking about is the goal itself. And for us to try and stop that from happening, we're kind of the anti-art.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Whatever you build, youre building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding to the family pie.