Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. - Woody Allen

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There are very few women from my mother's generation who worked like that, who just kept a career going all her life and raised children and had horrible relationships and lost all her money and got it back again.

Woody Allen

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

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