I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. - Keegan-Michael Key

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I'd watched too many schoolmates graduate into mental institutions, into group homes and jails, and I knew that locking people up was paranormal - against normal, not beside it. Locks didn't cure; they strangled.

Keegan-Michael Key

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Athlete, Not Strong, Strong, Tall, Thin

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Ricky Gervais changed our lives. And Mitch Hedberg, who we're like, "Oh, that's funny to me on a level I don't think I understand. But I'm clearly pleased by it beyond something that my brain's figured out. " He was amazing.

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You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

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You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

Badly, Behaving, Behaving Badly, Comedy, People

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

Cave, Frustrated, Playing, Terrorists, Two, Years

My adoptive mother tirelessly worked most of her life to build up my self-esteem. So what happened was finding her started to shed light and destroy my mythos. So for the first year of knowing [biological mother], my mom kind of actually literally visited me in Detroit and kind of gave me a tour of my life - where I was conceived, where I was born, where she found out she was pregnant. It was amazing and very emotional.

Knowing, Mom, Mother, Mythos, Self Esteem, Visited

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