I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Teamwork is wasting half of one's time explaining to others why they are wrong.
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists
Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
. . . we are quick to rationalize our entertainment and priorities yet are slow to commit to serving God.
I actually feel quite sorry for Hillary Clinton as a person because I see someone who is eaten alive by their ambitions, tormented literally to the point where they become sick; they faint as a result of [the reaction] to their ambitions.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage