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OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

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