Whatever flames upon the night Man's own resinous heart has fed.
Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein. '
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
Sometimes the hardest journeys are the ones that begin with little hope. But we need to take them anyway.
Most Europeans have no idea how wild life can be in north America.
It has become evident that the primary lesson of the study of evolution is that all evolution is coevolution: every organism is evolving in tandem with the organisms around it.
I think pornography is a very rich medium, and I've studied it closely and learned quite a lot as a writer from it.